Vitally Important Stuff

A selection of vitally important stuff from this morning’s newspapers.


Exclusive: Nigel Farage snubbed for a knighthood for services to Brexit – again


White House denies report Donald Trump said Haitian immigrants ‘all have Aids’ and Nigerians live in ‘huts’


Three top Miss America officials quit over emails ridiculing pageant winners for their appearance, intellect and sex lives


Thatcher aide dismisses blue passports as a ‘nostalgic’ Brexit stunt


Jodie Whittaker: regenerating as a woman – the new Doctor Who


Stock markets rally as Donald Trump plays Santa over tax


DIY Gene Therapy: ‘I want to help humans genetically modify themselves’


Californians mistake lights in sky from SpaceX rocket launch for UFOs or nuclear attack from North Korea


Princess Michael of Kent wears ‘racist’ brooch to Queen’s Christmas lunch attended by Meghan Markle