Aren’t I Clever? – Clever Trevor

Just ’cause I ain’t never said, no, nothing worth saying
Never ever, never ever, never ever
Things ‘ave got read into what I never sad, till me mouth becomes me ‘ead
Which ain’t not all that clever
And it’s not not saying one thing nor another
Neither, either is it anything I haven’t said, whatever
And it ain’t not proving that me mind ain’t moving
And I answer to the name of Trever, however

Knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
Widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevor’s clever
Either have they got
Nor neither haven’t not
Got no right to make a clot
Out of Trevor